Q.Why did the turkey cross the road?
A.It was the chicken’s day off.
Q.What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A.Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q.How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A.It hugged the shore
Q.What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A.The turKEY
Q.What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A.Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving